
Does the bride of frankenstein love frankenstein to death?
i have to do a monologue about the bride of frankenstein and i thought it could be a funny one rather than a critical and dramatic one.
so my first idea was that i could talk about the things that bug me in my husband, franky.
but then my friend told me they freakin LOVE each other, so then i thought it was a stupid idea.
what to answer: 1) if the bride really loved franky to death.
2) ideas for a funny monologue about the bride of franky and franky relationship.
it has to be a little related to the book of frankenstein by mary shelly, just a little.
1) In every real version, the Bride died before much interaction could take place.
2) In the monster’s speculation, he assumes she would hate him.
3) In every parody, she hates him.
413 Wedding – Ep 1 – The Bride & The Groom
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